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Tell a joke!
by Admin Andrew Sat Mar 28, 2009 5:48 am
Hey everyone.
got a joke you want to share with us? Post it here and let's make this the joke topic
my joke is:
Why don't seagulls live by the bay?
Because then they'd be Baygulls!!!
Say it out loud (i know i know, it's very cheese!)
got a joke you want to share with us? Post it here and let's make this the joke topic
my joke is:
Why don't seagulls live by the bay?
Because then they'd be Baygulls!!!
Say it out loud (i know i know, it's very cheese!)
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Re: Tell a joke!
by goodell Sat Mar 28, 2009 6:09 am
Why did the student eat his homework???
...Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
My roommate heard that one in one of his classes haha
...Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
My roommate heard that one in one of his classes haha
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Re: Tell a joke!
by Admin Andrew Sat Mar 28, 2009 8:19 pm
goodell wrote:Why did the student eat his homework???
...Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
My roommate heard that one in one of his classes haha
hahahaha! I wonder if after the first bite he thought "hmmm, this sure doesn't TASTE like cake?"
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Re: Tell a joke!
by pianohama Sat Mar 28, 2009 10:38 pm
Admin Andrew wrote:Hey everyone.
got a joke you want to share with us? Post it here and let's make this the joke topic
my joke is:
Why don't seagulls live by the bay?
Because then they'd be Baygulls!!!
What was the biggest iceland before they discovered Australia(spelling?))?
...
Australia! DUH
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Re: Tell a joke!
by pianohama Sun Mar 29, 2009 1:37 am
Admin Andrew wrote:...i don't get it...?
hehe well most ppl say "uhh england?" But the thing is that Australia still existed before they discovered it or.. well, now the joke sucks
hate to explain joke it takes the fun out of it
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Re: Tell a joke!
by pianohama Sun Mar 29, 2009 1:42 am
hehe.. btw you havent checked my latest improv outAdmin Andrew wrote:ohh i get it. ^_^
I came up with some really sweet chord changes
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Re: Tell a joke!
by Admin Andrew Sun Mar 29, 2009 1:52 am
oh crap! Sorry! I'll go look at it after I finish studying!
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Re: Tell a joke!
by Pianokid220 Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:03 pm
if a cow boy rides into town on friday and stay for 3 days and leaves on friday how did he do it?
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Re: Tell a joke!
by goodell Sun Mar 29, 2009 3:36 pm
hmmm, i'm gonna guess he stayed for 3 days, then stayed for 4 more days?
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Re: Tell a joke!
by MLundegaard Sun Mar 29, 2009 4:21 pm
Pianokid220 wrote:if a cow boy rides into town on friday and stay for 3 days and leaves on friday how did he do it?
The horse is called Friday
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Re: Tell a joke!
by Admin Andrew Sun Mar 29, 2009 6:15 pm
MLundegaard wrote:Pianokid220 wrote:if a cow boy rides into town on friday and stay for 3 days and leaves on friday how did he do it?
The horse is called Friday
Nice
You're smart, or you've heard the joke before?
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Re: Tell a joke!
by MLundegaard Sun Mar 29, 2009 7:18 pm
Admin Andrew wrote:MLundegaard wrote:Pianokid220 wrote:if a cow boy rides into town on friday and stay for 3 days and leaves on friday how did he do it?
The horse is called Friday
Nice
Both. I had heard it before... AND I am smart
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Re: Tell a joke!
by MLundegaard Sun Mar 29, 2009 7:24 pm
Three friends were on a trip. They saw a sign ontop of a hill and wanted to see what it said. The first one goes up. The others shout: "What does it say?" and get the answer: "Go check it yourself!". The next one checks the sign. The last friend shouts again: "What does it say?" and gets the same answer: "Go check it yourself!"
I hope you understood =)
What did the sign say?
I hope you understood =)
What did the sign say?
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Re: Tell a joke!
by pianohama Sun Mar 29, 2009 7:42 pm
MLundegaard wrote:Three friends were on a trip. They saw a sign ontop of a hill and wanted to see what it said. The first one goes up. The others shout: "What does it say?" and get the answer: "Go check it yourself!". The next one checks the sign. The last friend shouts again: "What does it say?" and gets the same answer: "Go check it yourself!"
I hope you understood =)
What did the sign say?
Go check it yourself!
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Re: Tell a joke!
by MLundegaard Sun Mar 29, 2009 8:01 pm
pianohama wrote:MLundegaard wrote:Three friends were on a trip. They saw a sign ontop of a hill and wanted to see what it said. The first one goes up. The others shout: "What does it say?" and get the answer: "Go check it yourself!". The next one checks the sign. The last friend shouts again: "What does it say?" and gets the same answer: "Go check it yourself!"
I hope you understood =)
What did the sign say?
Go check it yourself!
Correct
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Re: Tell a joke!
by pianohama Sun Mar 29, 2009 8:19 pm
MLundegaard wrote:pianohama wrote:MLundegaard wrote:Three friends were on a trip. They saw a sign ontop of a hill and wanted to see what it said. The first one goes up. The others shout: "What does it say?" and get the answer: "Go check it yourself!". The next one checks the sign. The last friend shouts again: "What does it say?" and gets the same answer: "Go check it yourself!"
I hope you understood =)
What did the sign say?
Go check it yourself!
Correct
What do you mean correct? I told you to go check it yourself! Mhahahaa! =D
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Re: Tell a joke!
by Admin Andrew Sun Mar 29, 2009 10:35 pm
hahah 
great joke. Another one i found a long time ago was this one
0 to 200 in 6 seconds
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
great joke. Another one i found a long time ago was this one 0 to 200 in 6 seconds
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
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Re: Tell a joke!
by Thomandy Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:59 pm
Admin Andrew wrote:hahah
0 to 200 in 6 seconds
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
That one was Great, even for a written joke
Last edited by Thomandy on Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:59 am; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : Toned it down :))
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Re: Tell a joke!
by Marnex Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:07 pm
Haha ironic I heard that on IcarlyMLundegaard wrote:Pianokid220 wrote:if a cow boy rides into town on friday and stay for 3 days and leaves on friday how did he do it?
The horse is called Friday
Anyways on with the joke. Why couldn't the little boy go see the pirate movie?Because it was rated R! Get it R=arghh. That was from spongebob lol!
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Re: Tell a joke!
by CripKilla Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:56 pm
Two guys are on a hunting trip when one of the two collapsed. He didn't seem to breathe. The other guy take his phone, call 9-1-1 ans says:
My friend died!
The civil servant answers:
Calm down, I can help you. Let us assure that he is really dead.
There is a silence, then an explosion of rifle. The hunter takes back his phone and says now it's done!
My friend died!
The civil servant answers:
Calm down, I can help you. Let us assure that he is really dead.
There is a silence, then an explosion of rifle. The hunter takes back his phone and says now it's done!
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Re: Tell a joke!
by Thomandy Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:00 am
CripKilla wrote:Two guys are on a hunting trip when one of the two collapsed. He didn't seem to breathe. The other guy take his phone, call 9-1-1 ans says:
My friend died!
The civil servant answers:
Calm down, I can help you. Let us assure that he is really dead.
There is a silence, then an explosion of rifle. The hunter takes back his phone and says now it's done!
Haha - Now thats harsh
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Re: Tell a joke!
by Admin Andrew Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:08 am
Thomandy wrote:CripKilla wrote:Two guys are on a hunting trip when one of the two collapsed. He didn't seem to breathe. The other guy take his phone, call 9-1-1 ans says:
My friend died!
The civil servant answers:
Calm down, I can help you. Let us assure that he is really dead.
There is a silence, then an explosion of rifle. The hunter takes back his phone and says now it's done!
Haha - Now thats harsh
no kidding! I would NOT want to be this guy's friend....
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